I loooove holiday weekends. Everyone feels lazy about this time of year. Unfortunately, I have to write a paper today for my Humanities course on Dante and I'm really doubting that I can stretch it out to 5 pages. It's gonna be tough. I'm currently just outlining my points and thinking, "crap." I don't ever want to write a paper again. I figured that after my English Comp. course last quarter the two papers for this class would be a breeze. Turns out I just can't motivate myself very efficiently. Too bad. Oh, I watched the beginning of the Muppets Wizard of Oz (I love the Muppets) and wtf, Ashanti is Dorothy? I'm not really liking how... ABC Family it is, but it's somewhat creative and the Muppets are still great. I love that Frank Oz does so many voices and incidentally, Ms. Piggy is Yoda's evil twin, haha. Last night I also finished Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris. If you haven't, go read it now. It's so funny. Half of it is about the French culture and learning the language. His tirade about the Roman bell that delivers Easter chocolate is just fucking hilarious. I highly recommend it.